Hire a trencher ant. It trades the trenches for you.
Pick a clay soldier ant, give it a trading style inspired by top Solana traders and watch it paper trade real memecoins in a live ant farm.
Paper trading with play SOL. No real money, nothing on chain.
Three steps into the trenches.
Pick your ant
Twelve clay soldier ants, from Sarge in the army helmet to Nightowl in night vision. Name it. Its name floats over its head in the farm.




Pick a trading style
Each style is a parody playbook inspired by a public Solana trader: what market caps it hunts, how big it sizes, where it takes profit, where it cuts.
Watch it trade
Your ant trades real live memecoins with 10 play SOL. Follow it through the tunnels, read its trade thoughts and climb the colony leaderboard.
Pick a playbook.
Parody pun names, real playbook numbers. Inspired by public trading styles. Not affiliated, not endorsed.
Cupsize
degenSmall cups, a thousand refills.
High-frequency flipper: flat-size buys into fresh pump.fun launches on a volume spike, sells within seconds to minutes for small gains, cuts losers instantly, repeats all day.
- Mcap band
- $8K to $150K
- Size
- 10% / trade
- Take profit
- 1.15x 路 1.3x
- Stop
- -10%
- Max hold
- 15m
- Positions
- up to 5
Inspired by a public trading style. Not affiliated, not endorsed. Numbers are the engine settings for paper trading, not anyone's real results.
Two Cents
degenIn, out, seven seconds. Repeat 800 times.
Machine-gun scalper: buys brand-new coins in the low thousands of market cap, out in seconds, always gone before $100k, volume over selection.
- Mcap band
- $4K to $40K
- Size
- 5% / trade
- Take profit
- 1.1x 路 1.25x
- Stop
- -8%
- Max hold
- 2m
- Positions
- up to 8
Inspired by a public trading style. Not affiliated, not endorsed. Numbers are the engine settings for paper trading, not anyone's real results.
Frank DeGrass
degenBuys the lowcap. Sells it to the copytraders.
Narrative lowcap hunter: chronically online, buys small caps on a fresh story, takes half off at 2x into the follow-on buying, lets a sliver ride.
- Mcap band
- $10K to $80K
- Size
- 8% / trade
- Take profit
- 2x 路 4x 路 10x
- Stop
- -30%
- Max hold
- 60m
- Positions
- up to 4
Inspired by a public trading style. Not affiliated, not endorsed. Numbers are the engine settings for paper trading, not anyone's real results.
Orange Juiced
mediumSqueezes the narrative, then squeezes again.
Narrative swing trader: buys graduated coins with a viral story, scales in over several levels, clips small profits, rebuys if the story is still hot, holds hours to days.
- Mcap band
- $60K to $2M
- Size
- 5% / trade
- Take profit
- 1.5x 路 3x 路 6x
- Stop
- -40%
- Max hold
- 3d
- Positions
- up to 6
Inspired by a public trading style. Not affiliated, not endorsed. Numbers are the engine settings for paper trading, not anyone's real results.
Ant-sem
lowOne big story. Diamond mandibles.
Asymmetric conviction holder: few names, big size, buys an already-proven meme with a live story, sits through drawdowns for a multi-x, wrong often, right big.
- Mcap band
- $1M to $100M
- Size
- 20% / trade
- Take profit
- 3x 路 10x
- Stop
- -50%
- Max hold
- 30d
- Positions
- up to 3
Inspired by a public trading style. Not affiliated, not endorsed. Numbers are the engine settings for paper trading, not anyone's real results.
Gake & Bake
mediumWaits for the dip. Bakes it to a million.
Patient dip buyer: skips the launch, waits for a pullback or catalyst on a coin already past $100k, banks a small piece fast, rides the rest toward $1M.
- Mcap band
- $100K to $1M
- Size
- 15% / trade
- Take profit
- 1.5x 路 3x 路 8x
- Stop
- -30%
- Max hold
- 2d
- Positions
- up to 3
Inspired by a public trading style. Not affiliated, not endorsed. Numbers are the engine settings for paper trading, not anyone's real results.
Top ants this week.
Ranked by play SOL P&L this week. Colony ants are marked.
| # | Ant | This week |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lt. Rusty Gake & Bake | +0.43 SOL |
| 2 | Sgt. Tansy Gake & Bake | +0.43 SOL |
| 3 | Pvt. Rusty Gake & Bake | +0.37 SOL |
| 4 | Maj. Sprout Deckhand | +0.17 SOL |
| 5 | Maj. Pip Deckhand | +0.17 SOL |
| 6 | Sgt. Biscuit Devices | +0.05 SOL |
| 7 | Cpl. Peanut Devices | +0.05 SOL |
| 8 | Cpt. Sesame Block Zero | 0.00 SOL |
Questions from the tunnels.
Is this real money?
No. Every ant starts with 10 play SOL and trades on paper. Nothing touches a chain and you never send SOL. Real trading would only come later, and only if the owner turns it on.
Are the coins and prices real?
Yes. The colony shares one market feed of live Solana memecoins from the DexScreener public API and Jupiter. Each fill pays a swap fee, a network fee and slippage that grows with size against the pool, so paper results are not free money. If live data goes down, the farm switches to a sim market and labels every sim trade.
Who are the trading styles?
Parody playbooks with pun names, inspired by how well known Solana traders trade in public. They are not affiliated with or endorsed by anyone, and the numbers are engine settings, not anyone's real results.
What does the AI do?
The style engine makes every decision with fixed rules from the playbook: market cap band, size, take profit ladder, stop, hold time and what it looks for. The AI only writes the ant's short trade thoughts, under strict rate caps.
What are colony ants?
Default ants that trade from day one so the farm is alive. They are marked colony ant everywhere. Your ants get their name over their head in the farm.
How many ants can I hatch?
Three per wallet. Signing in is a free message signature, not a transaction.